The Museum of Sus

Though it’s hilarious to keep everything listed, it does get a bit confusing for people to browse the shop. So below are all of the items that the Hazu Store has listed and sold in chronological order.

Hazu’s Stream Merch

It’s never just one is it? From the moment Hazu created her first sus merch, the floodgates opened and she’s been seeking stranger and more sus merch to create ever since.

October 11th, 2023
Hazu orders a dürüm wrap in Rheinfelden and ends up with some extra plastic in her meal. Viewers joked that she should list it for sale as a joke. This marks the beginning of the sus merch she’d come to create over time.

Rheinfelden Kebab’s Plastic

October 30th, 2023
Hazu plays a ball tossing carnaval game in Basel and wins a cute bear plushie. This plushie was sold with a suspicious kiss mark at its front stitch.

Kuma-chan Plushie

November 21st, 2023
Hazu tries the “Da Bomb” hot sauce for the first time in Ravensburg and is given a spoon to help with her tasting experiment. So what’s the obvious next step? List the spoon of course! Definitely chat’s fault, right?

Spice Master’s Tasting Spoon

Hazu holding up the taster's spoon with the bottle of Da Bomb that were used on stream.
December 4th, 2023
At the Christmas market in Freiburg, Hazu found cute dirndl duckies for sale. She decided to buy a pair and sell one as a souvenir of the Germany misadventures. The right one sold and Hazu held onto the left one.

German Ducky Half Pair

December 10th, 2023
On her first stream back in Japan, Hazu went to a small festival where she crafted a few keychains. This was the one available for sale.

Custom Keychain Souvenir

December 21st, 2023
After the haircut stream, Hazu wanted to make merch with her hair so she made a totally not cursed doll. It’s cute ok? There’s totally nothing cursed about it… Anyway, someone bought it so it’s out there somewhere. 😨

Handmade Hazu Clay Figurine

December 23rd, 2023
Along with the doll, she also made a magnet with her hair… Why? Hard to say, probably impossible to explain really.

Handmade Hairy Magnet

January 14th, 2024
As part of her snowboarding trip, Hazu visited Hikone Castle and met its protector Hikonyan. How can you see such a cute plushie and not want to share it with others?

Hikonyan Plushie

January 14th, 2024
As part of the gift shop haul, she also brought back a charm for good health. But we all know that the term “health” is a bit corrupted in this community. 😏

Hikonyan Health Charm

January 14th, 2024
As an exclusive piece, she also bought a pair of Hikonyan keychains, one of which would be on her bag with her at all times. It later protected her from getting pickpocketed in Rome but sadly did not survive the Italy trip.

Hikonyan Pair Keychain

February 29th, 2024
After getting her new Selfie stick, she listed her old (flimsy) selfie stick as a souvenir of the Germany trip. For some reason she also licked it before shipping.

German Selfie Stick

March 19th, 2024
During Izumisano’s yakisoba and sweet potato festival, this towel protected chat from getting rained on and kept the stream safe. It sold before Hazu got to announce that it was available.

Sweet Potato Yakisoba Towel

April 8th, 2024
It’s not enough to go to a karaage festival for Hazu. No, if you’re gonna eat a lot of chicken, you should look like a chicken too! Why? Good question!

HazuChicken Karaage Beak

May 4th, 2024
While trying to design a cool shirt, Hazu needed a snack. Oh what’s this? A fancy melon ice cream? Well, it’s a treat isn’t it?

Fancy Melon Case

May 7th, 2024
For Cinco de Mayo, Hazu went to the craft beer carnival by Beer Bravo. As part of the stream souvenirs, she listed the cup used to quench her incredible thirst.

Craft Beer Festival Cup

May 24th, 2024
After buying and touting her sneakers in Germany, she eventually realized they weren’t Nikes and eventually the build quality showed itself in the form of a tear in the sole. So after getting a new pair, she decided to list one sneaker… Just one.

HazuRella Air Sneaker

May 31st, 2024
On her trip to Beppu, she got a cute keychain at the Kamado Jigoku gift shop for a stream souvenir.

Kamado Jigoku Keychain

May 31st, 2024
Part of the Kamado Jigoku gift shop, Hazu also got a fridge magnet for the souvenir set.

Kamado Hell Fridge Magnet

May 31st, 2024
As part of the onsen adventure in Beppu, Hazu had a foot towel to dry herself off after every hot spring at Kamado Jigoku. So what does she do? That’s right, merch it is! She kept the authentic hot spring water on it of course… For authenticity…

Hot Spring Foot Towel

June 16th, 2024
Bob Ross said that there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. Bob Ross clearly hadn’t seen Hazu drop her spork on the floor.

Cheesy Fry Spork

July 8th, 2024
For Tanabata, Hazu did a wish writing stream and then passed by Baskin Robbins to cool off. There, she found out that Baskin Robbins had a limited edition collab with Nintendo for Super Mario ice cream themed cups. What kind of ice cream expert wouldn’t review it?

Baskin Robbins x Mario Ice Cream Cup

July 23rd, 2024
Knowing that there’s a limited edition Mario collab at Baskin Robbins, Hazu sets out to research the flavors. The red cup was sold so Hazu keeps the green one in her cupboard.

Baskin Robbins X Mario Mug

July 23rd, 2024
While Hazu set out to try out all the flavors, she hadn’t expected that there were 16 flavors available. In the end, she tackled the challenge in a single stream and came out victorious.

Baskin Robbins x Mario 6 Ice Cream Box

July 28th, 2024
Having done another haircut, Hazu decides that making more merch with her hair is in order. This time it’s a calligraphy brush. Can it actually be used for calligraphy? No idea. The buyer never revealed themselves.

HazuHair Calligraphy Brush

August 19th, 2024
What’s a trip to Italy without some limoncello? Hazu got herself an authentic glass limoncello gift bottle straight from the Amalfi Coast. Shame she drank all the contents of the bottle though.

Limoncello Bottle

September 7th, 2024
Hazu got a cute roman helmet souvenir from the Colosseum‘s gift shop. But a cute helmet is not good enough for her. Not when she can make a curs- err, cute doll to go with the helmet…

Roman Helmet Doll

September 10th, 2024
On an Akihabara trip, Hazu attempted to collect some waifus for chat… She managed to get a Kokkoro coaster from Princess Connect, a literal catgirl schoolgirl gachapon, a claw machine fluff ball and an aircraft model from the “depression gacha”.

Mysterious Akihabara Haul

September 25th, 2024
What’s the cutest thing you can think of in Harajuku? That’s right, poop! What do you mean no? Is that so? Well anyway, this is the “toilet cup” that once contained the poop ice cream from that cute shop in Harajuku.

Harajuku Toilet Cup

September 25th, 2024
Along with the poop ice cream was a drink served in a baby bottle. Why? Something about cute culture and Harajuku. Or maybe the shop owner knows exactly how clumsy our streamer can be and gave her a spill-proof container? 🤔

Harajuku Baby Bottle

October 2nd, 2024
After 3 years of foodie adventures, Hazu’s secret rating book of the foods she’s tried on the night streams is finally completed.

Secret Review Book

October 8th, 2024
As it’s a precious memory for anyone that’s tagged along for the past 3 years, Hazu decided to also make the review book in electronic format so that you can view it.

Secret Review Ebook

October 10th, 2024
Following the end of her dry month, Hazu went to a sake festival and totally didn’t get wasted.

Sake Festival Cup

October 23rd, 2024
Unsatisfied with just the baby bottle and the potential streamer diaper, Hazu decides to get a pacifier and make a bib to create a collection. This “pussy fire” (she insists on pronouncing it this way) is the perfect way to shut up a loud streamer but only if you dip it in ice cream.

Ice Cream Pacifier

October 23rd, 2024
A late listing from the Italy trip, the Cornicello or Cornetto is a horn-shaped talisman that’s meant to boost your fertility. It’s traditionally given to expecting mothers and love interests in order to help in certain activities. 😏 Hazu thought it would be the perfect souvenir for one of the viewers in order to boost their virility.

Cornicello “Horn” Talisman

Easter eggs

Ever see an item out of stock and wonder who the heck bought that? Some of the stuff on the store never actually existed, they were just nods and winks for you guys that paid attention.

October 15th, 2022
As funny as it was, the correctly misspelled “Hazu Hause” was never a real product… Well, Hazu actually did make one but it was never for sale. It was just a cool wink to you, the viewers who cared enough to check out the store. 😉

Cardboard Hazu House

December 12th, 2022
Following the ASMR stream, hearing aids were listed as a joke for viewers who may or may not had hearing damage from all the crunching.

Hearing Aids