Did a HazuRella come to your bar but escape before midnight?
Did she drop a lone sneaker you couldn’t possibly use?
Here’s your chance to get the missing sneaker with a gaping mouth you could only get from a year of Hazu getting lost on stream!
What’s that? This is not how a Cinderella story works? When has a Hazu story ever gone according to plan? 🤔
Legend has it that Hazu sang high praises about its comfort and quality… You know, back before she realized they weren’t actually Nikes. Embarrassing. 😂
Please Note: There’s only one sneaker! The one with the hole from Hazu’s aggressive stomping.
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